破防了破防了！C罗明天要去白宫见特朗普，顺便带上老板MBS😂 这剧情比Netflix还敢写：GOAT带简历去面圣，“总统先生，我来聊聊世界和平，顺便问2026世界杯能不能给我开个后门？” 特朗普估计一脸懵：这谁啊？哦对，送我球衣那个帅哥😂 沙特王储在旁边疯狂点头：对对对，和平就是多买点F35的事儿～ 我只想知道，合影的时候C罗会不会来个SIU？？🤣🤳 EN: I’m deceased 😂 Ronaldo flying to the White House tomorrow with his boss MBS in tow to meet Trump. This script is wilder than any Netflix series: GOAT walks in like “Mr. President, world peace and also can you hook me up for 2026 pls?” Trump probably: “Who dis hot guy who sent me a jersey?” MBS nodding: “Peace = more F-35s, right boss?” All I need is Ronaldo hitting the SIU in the Oval Office photo 🤣📸
