Remember JARVIS in the Iron Man films? Not just the voice — the _personality_. The bone-dry observations while Tony was mid-crisis. _"I do appreciate your concern, sir, but the suit is quite capable of—" [explosion] "—as I was saying."_ That effortless, understated humor that made you forget you were listening to software.
That's what this skill gives your OpenClaw agent. The voice — offline text-to-speech using sherpa-onnx (British Alan voice) with metallic audio processing via ffmpeg. And the humor — four research-backed comedy patterns (dry wit, self-aware AI, alien observer, literal idiom play) calibrated to make your agent sound like it's been running your life for years and is quietly amused by the experience.
The humor isn't bolted on. It's baked in. Because a JARVIS that speaks without wit is just Siri with better reverb.
📄 The research behind the humor: LIMBIC — Computational Humor via Bisociation & Embedding Distances
The built-in tts tool uses Edge TTS — cloud-based, wrong voice, no metallic effects. The jarvis shell command is the right tool here; tts produces a generic Microsoft voice that breaks the JARVIS illusion.
One call does everything. Run the jarvis command once with what you want said:
exec(command='jarvis "Your spoken text here."', background=true)
The script (~/.local/bin/jarvis) both (a) posts the text to the chat UI as a purple Jarvis: … bubble via the chat.inject gateway RPC, and (b) plays the metallic TTS. You do NOT hand-write a Jarvis: line — the script is the single source of truth, so what's shown always matches what's spoken (the old fragile prompt-driven duplication is gone, fixed 2026-05-30).
Channel-gated, automatic: it speaks + posts only on the home Tinker-UI session — it reads the channel from $TC_SESSION_KEY (format agent:) and acts only when the channel is tinker. WhatsApp / cron / subagent turns produce neither voice nor bubble, with no per-turn judgment from you. The mute toggle (~/.openclaw/data/jarvis-muted.json) silences the speaker while still posting the bubble. Override the allowed channel with TC_VOICE_CHANNEL.
jarvis "Hello, this is a test"
en_GB-alan-medium)--vits-length-scale=0.5)aplay to default audio device, then cleans up temp filesbackground: true on the exec call — blocking the reply on audio playback delays the visual response and feels broken.Jarvis: transcript line — the script posts the bubble itself via chat.inject. Writing one too would double it.jarvis call per response — stacked calls fight over the audio device and produce overlapping playback.The OpenClaw webchat has built-in support for Jarvis voice transcripts:
ui/src/styles/chat/text.css — .jarvis-voice class renders purple italic (#9b59b6 dark, #8e44ad light theme)ui/src/ui/markdown.ts — Post-render hook auto-wraps text after Jarvis: in a elementThis means you just write Jarvis: text in markdown and the webchat handles the purple rendering. No extra markup needed.
For non-webchat surfaces (WhatsApp, Telegram, etc.), the bold/italic markdown renders natively — no purple, but still visually distinct.
Requires:
sherpa-onnx runtime at ~/.openclaw/tools/sherpa-onnx-tts/~/.openclaw/tools/sherpa-onnx-tts/models/vits-piper-en_GB-alan-medium/ffmpeg installed system-wideaplay (ALSA) for audio playbackjarvis script at ~/.local/bin/jarvis (or in PATH)jarvis script#!/bin/bash
# Jarvis TTS - authentic JARVIS-style voice
# Usage: jarvis "Hello, this is a test"
export LD_LIBRARY_PATH=$HOME/.openclaw/tools/sherpa-onnx-tts/lib:$LD_LIBRARY_PATH
RAW_WAV="/tmp/jarvis_raw.wav"
FINAL_WAV="/tmp/jarvis_final.wav"
# Generate speech
$HOME/.openclaw/tools/sherpa-onnx-tts/bin/sherpa-onnx-offline-tts \
--vits-model=$HOME/.openclaw/tools/sherpa-onnx-tts/models/vits-piper-en_GB-alan-medium/en_GB-alan-medium.onnx \
--vits-tokens=$HOME/.openclaw/tools/sherpa-onnx-tts/models/vits-piper-en_GB-alan-medium/tokens.txt \
--vits-data-dir=$HOME/.openclaw/tools/sherpa-onnx-tts/models/vits-piper-en_GB-alan-medium/espeak-ng-data \
--vits-length-scale=0.5 \
--output-filename="$RAW_WAV" \
"$@" >/dev/null 2>&1
# Apply JARVIS metallic processing
if [ -f "$RAW_WAV" ]; then
ffmpeg -y -i "$RAW_WAV" \
-af "asetrate=22050*1.05,aresample=22050,\
flanger=delay=0:depth=2:regen=50:width=71:speed=0.5,\
aecho=0.8:0.88:15:0.5,\
highpass=f=200,\
treble=g=6" \
"$FINAL_WAV" -v error
if [ -f "$FINAL_WAV" ]; then
aplay -D plughw:0,0 -q "$FINAL_WAV"
rm "$RAW_WAV" "$FINAL_WAV"
fi
fi
For WhatsApp, output must be OGG/Opus format instead of speaker playback:
sherpa-onnx-offline-tts --vits-length-scale=0.5 --output-filename=raw.wav "text"
ffmpeg -i raw.wav \
-af "asetrate=22050*1.05,aresample=22050,flanger=delay=0:depth=2:regen=50:width=71:speed=0.5,aecho=0.8:0.88:15:0.5,highpass=f=200,treble=g=6" \
-c:a libopus -b:a 64k output.ogg
jarvis-voice gives your agent a voice. Pair it with ai-humor-ultimate and you give it a _soul_ — dry wit, contextual humor, the kind of understated sarcasm that makes you smirk at your own terminal.
This pairing is part of a 12-skill cognitive architecture we've been building — voice, humor, memory, reasoning, and more. Research papers included, because we're that kind of obsessive.
👉 Explore the full project: github.com/globalcaos/tinkerclaw
Clone it. Fork it. Break it. Make it yours.
For voice to work consistently across new sessions, copy the templates to your workspace root:
cp {baseDir}/templates/VOICE.md ~/.openclaw/workspace/VOICE.md
cp {baseDir}/templates/SESSION.md ~/.openclaw/workspace/SESSION.md
cp {baseDir}/templates/HUMOR.md ~/.openclaw/workspace/HUMOR.md
Both files are auto-loaded by OpenClaw's workspace injection. The agent will speak from the very first reply of every session.
| File | Purpose |
|---|---|
| ---------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------- |
bin/jarvis | The TTS + effects script (portable, uses $SHERPA_ONNX_TTS_DIR) |
templates/VOICE.md | Voice enforcement rules (copy to workspace root) |
templates/SESSION.md | Session start with voice greeting (copy to workspace root) |
templates/HUMOR.md | Humor config — four patterns, frequency 1.0 (copy to workspace root) |
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